Have You Experienced an Anomaly?

The Galactic Bean Alliance is always collecting reports from across the known universe (and a few places that may not technically exist).

Whether you have a question about our coffee, a curious observation, a suspicious coincidence, an unexplained phenomenon, or simply a story you’d like to share, we’d love to hear from you.

Our network is built on the experiences of fellow investigators, explorers, dreamers, coffee enthusiasts, and accidental witnesses to reality behaving a little strangely.

Submit a Field Report

You are invited to transmit:

• Unexplained observations

• Glitches, anomalies, and peculiar coincidences

• Coffee-related discoveries

• Product questions or feedback

• Suggestions for future investigations

• Messages regarding Void (the cat that is definitely just a cat)

• General comments, greetings, and transmissions from your corner of the universe

No report is too small.

Many of the most significant discoveries began with someone saying:

“This is probably nothing, but…”

What Happens Next?

Every transmission received by the Galactic Bean Alliance is reviewed by our Earth-based representative at Cara Loves Coffee.

While we cannot guarantee an immediate response (interstellar communications remain frustratingly inconsistent) we do our best to reply whenever possible.

Particularly interesting reports may be added to our ongoing investigation archives, future transmission logs, or anomaly databases.

Transmission Guidelines

Before submitting your report, please remember:

• Include as much detail as possible.

• Dates, times, locations, and witness accounts are always helpful.

• Photographic evidence is encouraged, though not required.

• Please refrain from transmitting hazardous substances, cursed artifacts, or unstable temporal devices through standard communication channels.

The GBA is not responsible for any timeline discrepancies resulting from unauthorized experimentation.

Open a Channel

Use the form below to send your message directly to the Galactic Bean Alliance.

We’re listening.

And if the universe has been acting a little strange lately, you’re probably not the only one who noticed.

Stay curious. Stay caffeinated. Report your anomalies. ☕✨